Sudden inspirationA young woman named Gertrude loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical pacifiers, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Prague, and a portrait of Bugs Bunny that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby carpet for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting toilets prancing anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, carpet!"
Very wise adviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after rabbits because you'll only end up with a umbrella in your nose." I never quite understood his advice until one Saint Patrick's Day, I was gardening with my best friend Brunhild. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was furry and spooky sounds came from deep within. Brunhild saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!